"There are two women on a plane, one is from Texas, the other from Oklahoma. The woman from Oklahoma turned to the one from Texas and said ‘Hey, where you from?’ and the woman from Texas said ‘I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with a preposition,’ and the woman from Oklahoma said ‘Oh, okay, where you from, bitch?"
Kristin Chenoweth
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